TECHTOAD.COM Quotes

Quote: Kirk Saywell

Mon, 14 May 2012 00:00:00 +0100

"The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once." - Kirk Saywell

Quote: Anonymous

Mon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 +0100

"The word suns upside down looks like this: suns" - Anonymous

Quote: Steve Young

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0100

"Tell someone you love them today because life is short, but shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing." - Steve Young

Quote: Steve Young

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0100

"When people yawn, do deaf people think they're screaming?" - Steve Young

Quote: Kirk Saywell

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0100

"If people winked in real life as much as they do online and in texts, the world would be a really creepy place." - Kirk Saywell

Quote: Kirk Saywell

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0100

"An expert is a person who has made all of the mistakes possible in a very specific field." - Kirk Saywell

Quote: Anonymous

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0100

"Another lottery tip: To improve your odds, buy TWO tickets." - Anonymous

Quote: Douglas Adams

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 00:00:00 +0100

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Quote: Kirk Saywell

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 00:00:00 +0000

"I like the people who can keep the conversation going, no matter how random the topics get." - Kirk Saywell

Quote: Douglas Adams

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:00:00 +0000

"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." - Douglas Adams